add four words

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to the story.

We used to have this here, just add four words to the story.

I will start:

An elephant wearing gumboots

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in pink gumboots and

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matching boxing gloves, which

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used to belong to

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'Big Joe' of the

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Black Stump outback pub

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where 'men are men'

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and like their women

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to use their handbags

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to slap the angry

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birds right out of