Attention all clothing sellers!...

[evil_akuma_2002]

With the current crop of 'confused' buyers we're witnessing lately, I'd thought I'd help you all with some detailed garment instructions - they may save on INAD, and 'change of mind'!.

Feel free to use them on your clothing if you wish!

[joethenuts]

now you all know what my last job was mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[imastawka]

I think you may be right Joe

     

[zanadoo_56]

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

"Sprain lightly with hands" is my favourite. 

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Too much starch perhaps?

[zanadoo_56]

Sometimes not knowing the right words can be no barrier to getting the message across surprisingly well.

On an instruction leaflet for a table lamp, it even had line drawings of the two positions of the light switch.

One was labelled: LIGHT ON

The other said: DARKNESS ON

[i-love-my-sheep]

A couple of years ago I was in the $2 shop just filling in some time while waiting for an appointment. I ended up spending $2 on some kind of cleaning cloth (I think that's what it was!!!). I bought it for the bad Engrish on the label. If I think of it tomorrow I'll take a photo. I noticed it out in the shed today, still in its packet. I had tears streaming down my face in the shop!

[thecatspjs]

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@joethenuts wrote:

now you all know what my last job was mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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[j*oono]

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@thecatspjs wrote:

They are very funny indeed ....

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Do Not Bieach.

I'll have to remember that one 😄

[i-love-my-sheep]

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@j*oono wrote:

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@thecatspjs wrote:

They are very funny indeed ....

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Do Not Bieach.

I'll have to remember that one 😄

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And most importantly, no Waning either. You never know what might happen if you Wane!!

[joethenuts]

THE best i have ever sean was maybe 15 years ago my friends child first birthday  he got a large stuffed toy   and on the label it had ,made in china  guess which word was misspelt  correct [ made in chine] wow  fanct spelling that wrong  ,i mean you could understand if it was me ,

[evil_akuma_2002]

Oh yeah!  Lovely material that bumbac - as smooth as a baby's *bleep*!