Hi all, welcome to another edition of weekly mirth ! (This thread for amusement only).
I've managed to sort out all of ebay's problems with one ph call, I've got the team from Thunderbirds - International Rescue, coming in to fix everything.
Brains, - Your going straight to the Computer Server Room, with you in charge, we will never have another computer glitch/system crash etc etc (and while your in there, have a tweek (not twerk) with those fee generating programmes which are currently running too hot !!).SORTED !!
Lady Penelope - Your in charge of a new ' I do care! call centre for sellers only '( I don't know where the current one disappeared to??). Buyer's don't worry - with Penelope in charge you won't ever have to ring about your lost/late items, there will be no need for a buyers help line, your goods will arrive on time every time, the right choice ,colour size, what ever you have bought !, so good in fact you get your refund before you buy !! SORTED !!
Commander in Chief Jeff Tracy, & son's Virgi/Alan/Scott/John & Gordon.
You've been given the hardest job of all.A search mission to find ''TRUST'' I don't know where it is hiding or disappeared to, but it certainly ain't on ebay anymore !!, and with all your search and rescue expertise, you'll have no probs finding it and bring it back to ebay.SORTED !!
PLAN B.
You should always have a plan B.If plan A does not work. I'm looking at either MacGyver (He can build a working amoured tank out of a Morris Minor so fixing ebay shouldn't be too much work) or maybe The 'A' Team to fix the Ebay Team .SORTED !!
Feel free to continue this thread if you have any further suggestions.
