Really eBay is like my carpy old Ford.
It's a pig of a thing,bit rusty where you can't see it & a few dents
It only needs a screwdriver & a socket set to fix anything but can't be a$$ed to unless it breaks down.
It runs on gas & is likely to end up killing me in a fiery explosion one day.
& last but not least,the roof is falling down (roof lining for the Ford,the whole roof for eBay.)
Both could go to the wreckers but the old Ford will last longer 
