Latest ebay email

[horizon1907]

Just recieved the latest ebay email. (  Jump for Joy )  Make this the best Christmas ever. ( who for ebay ?? )  Generous Returns Policy, could mean extra sales for you. Makes for a good 2 minute read.  Thanks ebay 🙂  your so swell.  also read the "your funds " bit.

[i-love-my-sheep]

I nearly sprayed my computer screen with tea when I read it. Who are they trying to kid?