New business names to suite new selling conditions.

I know there are those of you out there who due to the nature of your varied businesses and products have not been hit as hard as those of us who are selling low priced collectables and similar items. So whilst those lucky few of you will no doubt criticise me for my "gloom and doom" attitude, I have decided that I may as well embrace what appears to be the end of Ebay sales as we know (knew) it with the best humour I can muster. So in light of this I thought I would see who can come up with the most appropriate new ebay user name to suite the new market (or lack of such) There are no prises for the best name other than of course perhaps being "moderated" The first two names that come to mind (forgive the lack of originality) are "Titanic Toys" or perhaps "Down Under Colletables"


Any others? I could really use a laugh right now ( Otherwise Ill just have to look at my sales which are in their own way laughable!)

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thirdworldsweatshop
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Hows this one?

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A few suggestions, in light of some recent discussions...


 



  • i*promise*im*not*making*a*profit

  • dont*buy*from*me*marge*n*tina (sorry, used to watch The Goodies)

  • would*you*like*to*be*baptized*with*that

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A few suggestions, in light of some recent discussions...


 


 



  • dont*buy*from*me*marge*n*tina (sorry, used to watch The Goodies)



 


omg that is priceless! :^O

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Please ignore above post - I have SR ๐Ÿ˜›

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It will all be OK in the morning.....chill pill.

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A few suggestions, in light of some recent discussions...



  • would*you*like*to*be*baptized*with*that



 


Oh LOL!


 


It's been a long day so these are two very feeble suggestions:


 


Income down the plughole plumbing supplies


 


or


 


Suckmedry online store


 


With an advertising jingle that goes something like: (insert upbeat jingle music)


 


"10 times More Expensive than Chinese Goods But Arrives in Half the Time with Australia Post Parcel Post Parcels (post parcel post parcels)" 

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*Ifeveryoneelsestopssellingiwillopenupshopagain*;-)

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