What's the most memorable feedback you've ever gotten?

[nonny_muss]

A variation on the feedback threads . . . there have been many threads discussing the pros and cons of the current feedback system, but I would like to hear about memorable feedback. So I'm throwing it out there: what's the weirdest, funniest or most memorable feedback you've ever gotten? Good, bad or just plain strange? This includes whether for buyers or sellers, or even other people's feedback you've come across.
Remember, keep to the ebay rules and no posting of others' IDs, just the feedback will suffice with any relevant background....

Let the fun begin!

[shepherdsrule]

I am borrowing someone else's here that made me LOL - seller sells books - neutral FB

If I had wanted to wait this long I would have written my own

[nonny_muss]

LOL! 

On the flip side:  "Arrived so fast it almost came the day BEFORE I bid on it!"

[the_billycan]

I once got a positive with just the letter "v" as a comment. I responded with a "w". Turns out buyer had baby on lap who decided to send his very own feedback, lol.

[spendthriftee]

From my newbie selling days way back in 2005, I loved this - It was like unwrapping a delicious Christmas Present! A MILLION THANKS!!!

[kopenhagen5]

I once got a positive with just the letter "v" as a comment. I responded with a "w". Turns out buyer had baby on lap who decided to send his very own feedback, lol.

:^O  You mean you didn't buy a Volkswagon?

[viewmont1071]

 Not so much funny... but quaint...this ebayer signs all his feedback.. all 400 odd of them 😐 I bet some of the sellers have scratched their heads

delivery ok but bulbs not much better than standard 380 bulbs thanks mr p marsh

GOOD DELIVERY SERVICE GOOD VALUE FOR MONEY THANKS MR P MARSH SHEFFIELD

All fine thankyou good service thanks mr p marsh sheffield

THANK YOU VERY MUCH A BRILL BARGAIN AND VERY QUICK DELIVERY THANKS MR P MARSH

lightning delivery-very good thanks mr marsh sheffield

nice doing business with you dave good luck pete sheffield

Pete must be a very polite person and strictly follows the adage

"if you can't  type something nice then don't type anything at all"

his only neutral feedback left was for the same tool that I was looking at buying and how I found the rest of "Petes" feedback

good delivery thats all thanks mr p marsh sheffield