is it true, that when i hit 500.........

1. ebay gives me 50% off my shop price


 


2. ebay gives me 20% refund on all fees each month


 


3. ebay's free postage actually becomes free


 


4. ebay presents me with a secret phone number for support


 


5. the support worker speaks english


 


6. the support worker is pro selling and is based in Australia


 


7. all my listings are always visible


 


 

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Wow, if you get all that for 500 what can I expect if I ever get back to the dizzy heights of 2,000?



A company car perhaps?

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Wow, if you get all that for 500 what can I expect if I ever get back to the dizzy heights of 2,000?


 


A company car perhaps?




nope pj I didnt get that till I hit 4,000;-)





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Don't tell anyone this, but I heard that there's a heavenly palace awaiting the first member to achieve a shooting star as a buyer. They're currently developing a portal device to equip it with so that the person who gets to live there will receive all of their purchases instantly.



I don't know about anyone else, but I feel comforted by the knowledge my fees are being invested in the important and exciting science stuff. 😉

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that it's also true that with the deal ebay made with Australia post


 


12. they pick up your items forr free and the off sider massages your feet will the driver loads.



 


should read:


 


12. they pick up your items for free and Ketut massages your feet while Rhonda loads.

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When you hit 500- the 500 home run club is the group of batters who have hit 500 or more regular-season home runs in their careers.:-D

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" And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door "

( Can you do better ? )

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" And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door "

( Can you do better ? )




Sure-"just 24 hours from Phoenix" & a seller with a crystal ball who knows even before buyer knows,what they want to buy & posts it before its even bought let alone thought of.Thats what happens when you reach 500-honest engine 😄

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More like " 24 hours from Tulsa. " 



How about a shiny purple medal and an auction site that is more trustworthy and believable than Julia ?



Yes, I'm dreaming....... 😞

TCT
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calsof
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Did I hear someone mention Julia in the same sentence as trustworthy

Sorry,back on topic-I have no comment
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:^O

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