Is This The Cheekiest Con Job on eBay?

[the_great_she_elephant]

I guess you have to give them full marks for initiative.

[debra9275]

They work very fast don't they? Lol

[nevillesdaughter]

For a good laugh, go to the seller's negatives list and check out the item complained about 3 down - complained that the device wasn't "functional".....

[nevillesdaughter]

In particular - read the product description, I can't stop laughing........

[grumpy*cat*rocks]

I had to laugh at the cute little bows strategically placed. LOL.

[nevillesdaughter]

It has a remote control with 50 different speeds and no peculiar smell, and do not fear discovery......

[perth_wholesale]

I like the translation for the feedback on the 'Pet Dog Repeller' too.

"Sh*t does not work,the button is stuck. Bad horrible."

That's one unhappy buyer... although, if you purchase an item with this in the description...

Train all kinds of dogs such as that are used as pets, in police and for shepherding.

• Expel ferocious dogs effectively and also can be used as a torch at usual time.

[nevillesdaughter]

I'm on my way to Honkers now to apply for a job proofreading  for these guys....

[perth_wholesale]

Haha, that would be a VERY full time job.

I had to stop reading their feedback, it was making me angry that sellers like that can still fly under Ebay's radar.  They should have been shut down months ago.  Hopefully now with the crackdowns on faulty electricals, they might.

[the_pooze]

I'm not sure quite what to make of the supposed selling point; "Pacifier material give you the other side of  the comfortable feeling"

What exactly is "the other side of the comfortable feeling"?  The mind does boggle!