Old wooden fishing lures.

[terroxyboy]

I was browsing ebay for 'old wooden fishing lures', hoping to pick up a few for restoration and repair, and came across a seller from the US who has a unique method of presentation. Points for trying I suppose, but someone needs to tell this young lady that good lures will sell themselves, she needn't have bothered getting all dressed up.

[lyndal1838]

It looks more like she is getting undressed to me.;-):^O

[foxette-in-sox]

Oh my-just when you think you've seen it all :8}:8}:8}

That pimply tush may be a little offputting to some though :^O:^O:^O:^O

*waves frantically to Terroxy*

[terroxyboy]

Hello! I have rose scented geraniums now, but everything else is pretty much dead.

Yes, someone needs to send her a link to a listing for Biore pore cleansing scrub. Or maybe a trial version of Photoshop.

[foxette-in-sox]

Oh my God-just looked at her other listings :O:O:O:O:O:O

:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

[lyndal1838]

Thanks Foxy...I have just had breakfast.:O

[punch*drunk]

Did you check her feedback. She has sold pictures of herself as the "ex girlfriend". Makes me wonder if the fishing lures she is selling belonged to her ex and this is her unique way of getting back at him?

[phorum_junkie*]

You could be right Punch, anyone remember the saga of the tart's knickers?

To all you blokes out their don't mess with your woman if she is an ebay seller :^O

[terroxyboy]

She had better mind those hooks.

[foxette-in-sox]

She had better mind those hooks.

They look like they're in a safe place although she could also do with some wax strips :8}:8}