A Cautionary Tale.

[the_great_she_elephant]

Stumble, stumble, Coalition,

What an unforeseen position

So convinced you were a shoe-in,

Expectations now in ruin,

Stumble, stumble Coalition,

Bet we know just what you’re wishin’.

Stumble, stumble, Coalition,

Ousting Julia was your mission,

Had success, but pushed too hard -

Hoist upon your own petard.

Stumble, stumble, Coalition,

Bet we know just what you’re wishin’.

Stumble, stumble, Coalition,

What a sorry opposition:

Dirty tricks worked all too well,

Dreams of glory gone to hell.

Stumble, stumble, Coalition,

Bet we know just what you're wishin'.

[*new2vintage]

ROFL, 10/10 and a kudo cue !

[cueperkins]

I'm considering doing 'I will survive' for KEV...lmao.....after all, he was hiking with Joe Hockey, so survival might have been the order of the day....hell, here tis - just came out..

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking Joe would push me under, by that river side,

but I spent oh so many days just keeping leeches off my thighs

& I grew wise....and I began to realise

The Knives were there
Stuck in my back
I just turned round to find them there
while I walked thru Kokoda track
I should have worn a kevlar vest
I should have made him walk in front
If I had known for just one second
Joe was really on the hunt

Go on now go

walk down the track
just turn around now
there'll be no more knives in my back
I should have known he'd do me in,

I should have seen the daggers fly
but I didn't crumble
...and I didn't lay down and die

Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to duck
I know I'll stay alive
I've been the PM twice, since we walked kokoda track
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey hey)

[*new2vintage]

Laughter, applause, whistles, cheers. Keep them coming !  

[cueperkins]

I miss comedy.....where did it go?

...anyway, it's 'the great she's' turn....or....we might have to do a collaboration...let's bag em all.....as an interim measure

bag 'em all

bag 'em all

the long and the short and the tall

bag all the pollies in red green and blue

bag the apologists, they're drongos too

'cause we're gonna be baggin 'em all

and into the trenches they'll crawl

they're cunning vote buyers

but all bl**dy liars

so who cares who wins, bag 'em all.

[*new2vintage]

There is a lady,

Who is very shady,

She has spat the dummy now,

Cos Kev has taken his job back,

And given the knives back,

To The Baddy Bunch,

The Baddy Bunch,

All Kev needs to do now is deal with Tony,

The show pony,

Come September,

Will we celebrate,

Who knows mate ?

Big ears in budgie smugglers,

Or Kevin '07 and '13 in Clark Kent glasses ??????

[cueperkins]

big ears and budgie smugglers....potential in that one....lol

...up up and away.......Is it a bird, is it a plane?..no it's super conservative vs Kev in tights?

          -VS-

                  

[*new2vintage]

Tony can apparently punch a wall to intimidate a woman so that makes him a super something....