A man walked into a bar

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What's your favourite pub meal?

 

 

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A man walked into a bar

something without a mountain of chips.   don't think it exists!

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A guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there.

 

One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?".

 

The other guy says, "I don't know; what was her maiden name?".



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A man walked into a bar

A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him!



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A man walked into a bar

A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.

 

The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here



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A man walked into a bar

What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech



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A man walked into a bar

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.



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A man walked into a bar

Sorry Crikey.....you started it.

 

 

Woman Tongue



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A man walked into a bar

Clarkey of course!! Man LOL  PUPS reign!!

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A man walked into a bar

A horse walks into a bar

 

...why the long face Smiley Very Happy

 

Smal Creeps??

 

Waves madly if its you ♥

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