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Luigi placed the placard carefully inside the large glass window of the newsagent's premises:
“Pleasant gentleman provides Lady Swimmers with secure ballast from which to launch.
Enquire for Luigi, at the Old Ship Hotel.”
By the twentieth day of their honeymoon, Hortense became frustrated at realising that they were simply not getting any further than preparing for the breaststroke.
It was at this point that Mrs. Meadington-Crumpfe began to doubt the efficacy of the so-called ancient seaside fertility rite...
