Caption This: #623

[twyngwyn]

Caption This: #623

The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’. In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner. The winner will start the new round. Ends March 11, 2026

[ambercat16]

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Ordinarily I wouldn't complain, Your Honour.  I understand the "big fish eats little fish"

rule only too well (having dispatched a tiddler just a few moments ago), but really his

breath smells something horrid. I would like to petition the court to insist on him getting

urgent dental treatment before he eats me.

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[kopenhagen5 · Accepted solution]

‘I’m only a small seller on ebay and they won’t even listen………..’

[not_for_sale]

Judge, he thinks I'm a hooker.

[countessalmirena]

“He’s trying to give me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!”

[countessalmirena]

“Your Honour, his whole story is fishy!”

[countessalmirena]

“Please, your Worship, can’t you see he’s disregarding the PPO?”

[countessalmirena]

“OBJECTION! Council is trying to eat during cross-examination.”

[bidicus*maximus]

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... and so, for stalking me, he should pay a thousand clams...

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[twyngwyn]

…..ends tomorrow….