Cat Help Needed

[not_for_sale2025]

I have come to realise that my cat believes that he is a Prince surrounded by two legged servants who must fulfill his every desire. He demands bodily warmth when he wants it, but will not tolerate even a pat if he is not in the mood. Servants who do not obey are punished swiftly with a good slap. He is pedantic about his diet and where he sleeps. He does not like to be woken when fast asleep between my legs on a cold winter's night. Nature calling at these times must be ignored.

Anybody got any suggestions on how I can better deal with this?

Below is a photo of His Majesty doing his daily work out.

[bushies.girl]

Hopefully you would never slap your cat Stawka hitting any animal is just not on

[imastawka]

'Course not, Bushie.   But standing on her in the middle of the night is much more

damaging - to her.

I now have to have nightlights all over the house, so I can see her.  She just drops

where she wants. 

Which means I have to sleep in a twilight setting.

[tasfleur]

      *Missy is watching Stawks!*

[bushies.girl]

My dogs lie all over  the house, I tend to just  step over them, 'cause they aint going to  move

[imastawka]

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@tasfleur wrote:

      *Missy is watching Stawks!*

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And with a contemptible sneer, Tas - always.

  

edit:  Bushie, I would step over her.......if I could see her in the dark.

[enigmabear]

Play Missy For Me    

[enigmabear]

One of those glow in the dark cat collars?

Disco disco cat

[twyngwyn]

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=fluorescent+cat+collars

[domino-710]

I'm with Stawks.

Wandering through the house - one does not usually look up or down but ahead.

I trip continually over this.

[imastawka]

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@twyngwyn wrote:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=fluorescent+cat+collars

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Thanks Twynnie, but to be flourescent, there has to be a light source anyway.

They're not glow in the dark.

Now look what's happened....the thread has been hi-jacked by my cat.

Sorry not _for_sale.