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Coronavirus update: Formula One Grand Prix called off, Trump announces travel ban, Tom Hanks tests positive

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-12/coronavirus-live-updates-mclaren-lewis-hamilton-travel-ban/12...

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Victoria records 723 new coronavirus cases and 13 deaths in pandemic's deadliest day

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-30/victoria-coronavirus-cases-reach-record-high/12506262

 

i think we are a nation of karens and darens who just feel the rules dont apply to them

 

'dont tell me i must wear a mask, i have heard on facebook its a lie and masks are causing this problem!'

seems to be the well sourced medical evidence these morons are using


Yes i agree about the morons. All about their rights, never about their responsibilities.

 

The number 723 does look bad but I think we have to take into account the numbers for the day before were very low (by today's standards). Under 300 So if you average them out, you get 2 days of numbers in the high 400s. That would suggest the trend could be a plateau, rather than a big surge.

There may have been a lag in diagnosis/reporting the figures the day before.

 

But we will soon see over the next week or so. It could go either way at the moment, we won't really know for a while.

 

It's not going to be a quick fix.

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Victoria expected to announce 627 coronavirus cases as experts call for tougher restrictions

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/victoria-coronavirus-cases-long-haul-lockdown/12509682

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Liquid assets test sees applicants with savings shut out of JobSeeker payments

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/jobseeker-liquids-assets-test-sees-applicants-with-savings-hi...

 

"It doesn't feel fair," she said. "I don't have a lot of a buffer. I don't have a lot of savings for a rainy day."

 

Kristie, its raining dear.

no, its pouring!

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Queensland police investigate crime syndicate involvement after Brisbane women charged with coronavirus border fraud

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/coronavirus-queensland-logan-cases-diana-lasu-family/12507852

 

Selfies of Diana and Olivia.


It would appear one of these women  told her mother, she was going to Sydney NOT Melb      .............     wonder why she lied 🙂 ?

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because when you say “Sydney” your lips don’t touch, but when you say “Melbourne” your lips touch twice!

So, it is easier for big lipped women to say “Sydney” than it is to say “Melbourne”.  When they try to say “Melbourne” it comes out as “My bum”
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Woman LOLRobot LOLCat LOLMan LOLSmiley LOL

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it’s all to do with lip gloss.  Lip gloss acts like low adhesive glue on lips.  Trying to say words where the lips need to touch is a legitimate disability for these large lipped women.  There are even support groups starting up for them.
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latest support group is called Kindness And Respect Especially Needed, or KAREN for short!.
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my mind says 'how does one know so much about big lips and lip gloss?'

 

and

 

explain once again how sheeps bladders can be employed to stop earthquakes

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@davidc4430 wrote:

my mind says 'how does one know so much about big lips and lip gloss?'

 

and

 

explain once again how sheeps bladders can be employed to stop earthquakes


 

as far as lips and lip gloss goes . . . life experience 

 

As for having intimate knowledge of the wonders of sheep anatomy and the ground shaking under your feet . . . that's your field, isn't it?

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