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i-need-a-martini · ‎03-09-2013

Luckily most Christians don't take the words of the Bible too literally aye? Imagine what the world would be like if they did.

But it is always interesting to see what bits of the bible we have chosen to adhere to and those we choose to ignore cause it is irrelevant in todays society. One of my favourites is this one:

When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her

So if I defend my hubby by grabbing the other guy by his, ahem, 'secrets' then my hand will be cut off. Gees alright already...

What else is there?

not_an_eloi · ‎04-09-2013

ten commandments, not work on sunday, was always goin' to be a flamin' worry

try tellin' that one, to abbot's mob.

lakeland27 · ‎04-09-2013

@not_an_eloi wrote:
ten commandments, not work on sunday, was always goin' to be a flamin' worry

try tellin' that one, to abbot's mob.

the chaimberlains would have gone on a saturday , among others. . so there's the whole weekend gone.

bright.ton42 · ‎04-09-2013

@i-need-a-martini wrote:
@bright.ton42 wrote:
What a childish thread and offensive to believers (which I'm not) but they
should be left alone. and not disrespected. Has everyone run out of things to say
about politics?
Gees. You can't please anyone these days.

I try to brng a little light hearted humour onto the politcs infested boards and you complain?