Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go? 

Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
 
 
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 
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@imastawka wrote:

@j*oono wrote:

Katy, I've had my coffee and I still don't get it?  What is the hit single?


   Love Me Tender  - Elvis Presley


Really!?  Still don't get it but thanks ๐Ÿ˜„  Was he Welsh?

Joono
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You are having me on, aren't you?

 

Nothing to do with being Welsh.

 

Just sing these words to Love Me Tender

 

Leave me Brenda

Leave me Sue

Leave me to my hills

For it's Dolly that I love

Not either one of you.  

 

That's the joke.      

 

  And if you have to explain a joke then it no longer is a joke

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Smiley LOL

 

 

I'm with joona on this sorry IMA.....went over my head, up my nose and thru both earholes.....did not have a clue either!!

Cheers for helping us get the joke LOL

 

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Sorry Stawks, i didn't get it either, maybe it's one that has to be spoken/heard?
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Jeez!  How come I got it?

 

It wasn't even my joke

 

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Maybe you have to be a little bit Welsh ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

I'll save up my other Welsh joke until I'm forgiven ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Only Welsh part of me is my Rarebit.   Hahaha

 

It's all your fault!

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