@jessicadazzler wrote:
So you're married but secretly you're an axe murderer and you're planning on killing your wife so you can fly to Dubbo and... wow, this is very elaborate...
No, not an axe murderer. I don't suppose you would remember Benny Hill shows? One of them goes something like this.
I have had two previous wives, the first one died when she ate poisonous mushrooms ............. and the second one died of falling down the stairs because she wouldn't eat her poisonous mushrooms".
I don't think you have thought about it very much .... I would have to bump off your 'guy' too, wouldn't I? Is he the one that you told us about before?
