Forget the Burka. Pigeons Are the Real Threat

[tall_bearded01]

Officials in China this week examined the anuses of 10,000 pigeons that were set to be released today in celebration of National Day, amid government fears of a possible terrorist attack.

[polksaladallie]

What did they find? 

[tall_bearded01]

A lot of pigeons which will fly funny

[raptor_rebooted]

i thought you were joking

“Their wings, tail-feathers, even their anuses must be carefully checked,” an unnamed state security officer told the paper. The birds were then loaded into sealed vehicles and delivered to Tiananmen Square, where authorities inspected them a second time.

At 6am on Wednesday, the birds were finally released, allowing them to “circle above the five-starred red flag overhead”.

[polksaladallie]

Did they just look, or did they have to use their pinkies in order to find ? Bombs?  Grenades?  Poisoned poop?

[watta*drama*queen]

A s**t of a job

[punch*drunk]

Can you say anuses on here? there was a time that would have been bleeped out lol

What on earth do they think they will find in a pigeons butt, apart from the obvious?

[tall_bearded01]

I would have assumed it would have involved a full recital examination.

I can just imagine the conversation at the dinner table that night when the inevitable question was asked at dinner “How did you day go at work today”

Maybe those that didn't pass or survive the examination ended up on the menue.

[channys_mum]

Trying not to go there 

[the_great_she_elephant]

During WWl someone in the British  Admiralty thought up the brilliant idea of training seagulls to perch on the periscopes of German Uboats therebye giving away the positon of the sub and and obscuring  vision through the periscope with seagull doos.. Sadly the Navy never followed through with the scheme - it might have shortened the war dramatically.