on โ02-10-2014 02:41 PM
Officials in China this week examined the anuses of 10,000 pigeons that were set to be released today in celebration of National Day, amid government fears of a possible terrorist attack.
on โ02-10-2014 02:46 PM
What did they find?
on โ02-10-2014 02:49 PM
A lot of pigeons which will fly funny
on โ02-10-2014 03:04 PM
i thought you were joking
โTheir wings, tail-feathers, even their anuses must be carefully checked,โ an unnamed state security officer told the paper. The birds were then loaded into sealed vehicles and delivered to Tiananmen Square, where authorities inspected them a second time.
At 6am on Wednesday, the birds were finally released, allowing them to โcircle above the five-starred red flag overheadโ.
on โ02-10-2014 03:05 PM
Did they just look, or did they have to use their pinkies in order to find ? Bombs? Grenades? Poisoned poop?
on โ02-10-2014 03:11 PM
A s**t of a job
on โ02-10-2014 03:13 PM
on โ02-10-2014 03:18 PM
I would have assumed it would have involved a full recital examination.
I can just imagine the conversation at the dinner table that night when the inevitable question was asked at dinner โHow did you day go at work todayโ
Maybe those that didn't pass or survive the examination ended up on the menue.
on โ02-10-2014 05:52 PM
on โ02-10-2014 06:37 PM
During WWl someone in the British Admiralty thought up the brilliant idea of training seagulls to perch on the periscopes of German Uboats therebye giving away the positon of the sub and and obscuring vision through the periscope with seagull doos.. Sadly the Navy never followed through with the scheme - it might have shortened the war dramatically.