Herpes Unleashed On Murray River Carp

[not.a.sock.puppet]

Millions of European carp plaguing the Murray River will be destroyed under a control plan funded in the federal budget.

The $15 million National Carp Control Plan to unleash a herpes virus on the nation's worst freshwater fish pests should kill them off - without affecting other river life - by 2045, News Corp reports.

European carp, dubbed "the rabbit of the river", are huge breeders that are responsible for bringing native fish stocks in the Murray River to the brink of extinction.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31483325/herpes-unleashed-on-freshwater-fish-pest/

Reckon givin' em cold sores'll stop 'em? Ay?

[imastawka]

        

[tasfleur]

                                             

There once was a nice school of carp,

That swam to the sound of the harp,

They happily swam,

'Till they came to the dam,

To find that their bodies were "sharp"!

[tasfleur]

"Hark hark the Carp!"

[jimmy*part4]

Holy carp...people never learn.

I was thinkin it won't matter because carp don't have lips and can't get cold sores, but I see they do.

https://youtu.be/VsjBNNKxiFo

[not.a.sock.puppet]

G'day, Jimmy mate!

[colic2bullsgirlore]

WELL IF ANYTHINGS' GUNNA STOP REX HUNT'S "PISCATORIAL PLEASURING" THEN FISH HERPES SHOULD DO IT

[not.a.sock.puppet]

Crikey! That Rex Hunt's got a big one, ay!