I'm thinking of running away from the circus

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

And giving up my day job as the bearded lady.

Anyone tried IPL or laser hair removal?

Or has anyone tried the E-one hair removal gizmo?

[1966kelso]

eeeuw, that's just gross

*runs off to check mirror for nose hair*

[*crikey*mate*]

did you find any?

I bet that'll hurt to pull out.

hard to wax too, I should imagine....

might be able to poke some hair removal cream up there,

trim ya nails first tho.

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

nope, one of the few places I don't have excess hair.

Talking of hair removal cream, have a look at the customer reviews on Veets Hair removal for men. I would post a link but I think even that would get me slapped in to next week

[*crikey*mate*]

are there pics?

[imastawka]

OMG!   No wonder you couldn't post a link!

Crikey,  trust me you don't want pics.   I'm laughing so hard right now!

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

Crikey, ya freaky sicko, no there isn't pics LOL,

[*crikey*mate*]

i thought there might be boys bits!

[imastawka]

There's a thing called the internet full of boy bits, in case you haven't noticed.

[*crikey*mate*]

The one about the strawberry ice cream and brussels sprouts

Spoiler

that's not really true, is it?

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

dunno, but I don't eat brussel sprouts anymore