If you could sell anything what would it be?

[ponies68]

My busy day has been cancelled so instead im on here looking at alot of "what on earth" threads thinking Hmmm if i had something to sell what would it be? Can be anything you like (preferably the more fictional the better )

My Ad would be "Unicorn poop"

have a very "industrious/cant stop pooping" unicorn in my back paddock.

his poop is very light and airy almost cloud like and is brilliant for gardens.

is guaranteed to make your cactus turn into roses and your clay turn into red loam.

Has been certified organic by angels and is only $10,000 a gram

please no buyers with your eyes wide open as my unicorn will then only be able to give you regular horse manure.

[cmcoins2000]

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@am*3 wrote:
Auction off the Prine Minister.

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Do we have one of those to auction off.

Prine.

[twinkles**stars]

Kindness

Good manners

Common sense

.....seems to be lacking these days so should sell well?

[gleee58]

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@twinkles**stars wrote:

Kindness

Good manners

Common sense

.....seems to be lacking these days so should sell well?

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In that case I should not suggest we sell off the resident soap box preacher  and buy a little kindness instead   😄

[boris1gary]

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@twinkles**stars wrote:

Kindness

Good manners

Common sense

.....seems to be lacking these days so should sell well?

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well there's really an abundance of those three things where I live, so maybe would have to look at exporting.

[twinkles**stars]

Maybe only an online sale lol

[boris1gary]

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@twinkles**stars wrote:

Maybe only an online sale lol

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that's an idea and maybe with a buy 1 get one free.

[imastawka]

Halal certified air,  and let's watch ufo (and others)  not use that!

[Anonymous]

My busy day has been cancelled so instead im on here looking at alot of "what on earth" threads thinking Hmmm if i had something to sell what would it be? Can be anything you like (preferably the more fictional the better )

Gawd... the first page of this board's already full of trying to sell the second coming!  

[2106greencat]

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@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

My husband

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No point pimps - there is a 180 day return policy now, mind you, as with most hubby's it wouldn't take a buyer that long to realise they had received a DUD

LOL

See I can say this coz I am single hahahahahaha

[amber-eyed-girl]

My neighbour's house. Complete with family, relocation only, free postage