Imagine a world with no language barriers

[imastawka]

How much money will that app be worth?

[electric*mayhem*band]

I don't care how clever and advanced this piece of technological kit is, I'd like to see it translate Geordie into something that makes even the remotest of sense.

'User Information: Connection Failed'.

[lurker172602]

But, but, but then wait staff wouldn't be able to fall about laughing at my really bad attempts at speaking french  It keeps them amused and attentive 

[amber-eyed-girl]

Yes they will...just refuse to wear one 🙂

The French love it when people try to speak French so they won't mind at all

[lurker172602]

charcuterie et chablis pour deux s’il vous plaît

That's my best and most often uttered phrase 

[amber-eyed-girl]

...and just to show just how badly translators can function, I ran that through Google Translate (direct copy and paste):

[lurker172602]

hmmm doesn't sound quite so enticing when you put it like that lol

maybe that's why they laugh at me 

[imastawka]

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@lurker172602 wrote:

charcuterie et chablis pour deux s’il vous plaît

That's my best and most often uttered phrase 

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I understood the chablis part,  but google translate says -

cold cuts and windfalls for two please  

Too slow......Amber beat me   

[amber-eyed-girl]

You know, and I know, what you were asking for...but the translator had other ideas. Be fun in a world with earwigs doing that non-stop.

[amber-eyed-girl]

Never mind Stawka...have a windfall on me

[lurker172602]

Yes please