Temperance
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!!'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song, Let us sing
Hymn 365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
See you at the river!.......
Bring your own glass!
