Lets have some fun today :)

[silverfaun]

I know there are excruciatingly funny people on here because I have read their comments.

I am not funny but I do so enjoy a funny quip or riposte. Anybody got anything funny to say or just make up something.

Now I know being funny is the hardest thing to do but we should give it a go...anybody game....poddy? how is the ant naming coming along?

[icyfroth]

I'm going out for lunch today to have lunch with my sisters. We always pool $50 bucks each afterwards, to have a flutter on the pokies. Win or lose, it's always fun.

[silverfaun]

Sisters, the best thing in the world Icy.

[i-need-a-martini]

Silverfaun is right - a bit of light hearted humour is always good.

[silverfaun]

OK I'll tell a funny story but I'm not sure what kind of reception it will get now.

I have a little Tiffany Birman cat & she wont let me brush her unless I allow her to get in the litter box & roll around...waaa, so every time I brushed her I had to empty the litter out so I have now bought another litter tray. Is that weird or not?

[*crikey*mate*]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over 'Nope.

'Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

[twinkles**stars]

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@i-need-a-martini wrote:

Silverfaun is right - a bit of light hearted humour is always good.

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there is a difference between humour and fun

[colic2bullsgirlore]

A "furry" tale

Digger the "choko eating wonder dog" (wish I could find the pic) has developed a new trait...other than kicking

back...chillin'.... on the lounge on the back verandah..

I have the phone set up so when my best mate needs me to come over to empty a few cans and rings.... it plays Fur

Elise..................so Digger knows that he is also (generally) going over as well to play with his best mate "Laddie the

lad" chasing/racing a few wallabies and generally terorising 25 acres of rainforest and anything that moves in it......

So everytime he hears 'Fur Elise" on the telly or the radio or even humming he goes absolutely berserk chasing his

tail, doing aerial 360 deg spins, 'walking' on his back legs to the car.... If he does not get to go or it was a "false alarm"

he sulks so much... (think loud wails of despair) I end up going anyways....and I thought it was only the kids that had me

over a barrel

[colic2bullsgirlore]

luckily The short one is taking him to the beach today....slip slop slap..well at least he slapped on a hat

[bright.ton42]

A dog who loves Beethoven.  So cute.