Men

[clair.de.lune]

Men.... do you realise it when you're adjusting yourself in public?

We see you, you know and it's grose.

Why do some men have to do it all day? And do they think we dont see?

URGH!

So, do you realise it when you're adjusting yourself in public??

[viewmont1071]

 sometimes i put it down to maybe their jocks are to tight , maybe a  nervous habit

or maybe they are just itchy who knows

In technical terms ....... I believe in some cases said perpetrator is wary that an undesired rush of blood may unwittingly change the direction of the angle of the dangle causing what is best scientifically described as the "tent pole effect" thereby capitulating to adjustment prior to better engorge the available space vertically and therefore minimising affront 😐

[tasfleur]

Viewmont, that deserves a prize ... ]:)

[moaningmyrtle11]

wow, I didn't realise men found shopping in Bunnings that erotic 😮

[crystal-gems]

Good one Viewmont.

Yes, I have always considered it an attention seeking device....and obviously it works.

However, what a lot of fuss of a little thing like that.

[twyngwyn]

http://kidshealth.org/teen/diseases_conditions/skin/jock_itch.html

Game over! It was a hard-fought match, and Pete's team just won in the final seconds. Now, as he basks in the afterglow of sweet victory, he thinks about all the great things he's going to get for his sweaty efforts — admiring glances, bragging rights, a medal, a trophy, maybe even a mention in the local paper.

But he's feeling a little itchy and uncomfortable in an area due south. And it's starting to burn. Yes, it's something else Pete got for his athletic efforts — jock itch.

[latina4621]

and that too viewmont but i wasn't about to mention it LOL.

[viewmont1071]

wow, I didn't realise men found shopping in Bunnings that erotic 😮

only the confident adjust in Bunnings... it's always stiff competition

[*crikey*mate*]

(thinks about the post no. then... makes an adjustment)

*peeks in the window*

[cherples]

instrucations for female adjusting etc in public

1 if you are feeling uncomfortable try rubbing thighs together

2 if this does not alleviate the problem turn  and face the shop woindow

3 make sure no one sees your reflection ( very important)

4 place hand in effected area and scratch of rub until area relieved.

and then die of embarrassment when you see the people laughing at the back of the shop that you didn't noticed before.

:^O:^O

[joz*garage]

*peeks in the window*

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