NBN is Satans communications system.

[jethro_woolfe]

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@chuk_77 wrote:

Im thinking your wooden spoon is not big enough. 

Have this one

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We may all ned on, Chuk - isn't there an old saying "He who sups with the Devil should use a long spoon.' 

[azureline**]

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@newstart2380 wrote:

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

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started as quite an intellegant post but as usual it has deteriorated into something not quite relating to the subject so not worth conversing about, what a shame jethro that some only want to condemn and not offer good constructive thought.

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I suspect there was more wooden spoon use intent than a need for an intelligent post. Jethro strikes me as someone who is trying to liven the place up with some controversial posts.

I have to say, I did find his posts today worth reading!

[freakiness]

you can't be serious, surely?

[jethro_woolfe]

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@azureline** wrote:

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

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@chuk_77 wrote:

i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

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 I see.  I should apologise then as we don't converse in my home, i instruct them.

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oh, have you a few children and lots of white goods?

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  i have white goods. i have one machine for my own use, and one for my husband so that our delicates dont touch. i make my own soap. the children are here, but are so quiet i barely notice them as my husband has disciplined them to the point they don't speak unless spoken to

[the_great_she_elephant]

 i have some excellent tracts, if you wish i could send some to you.

Thanks, but I already have two excellent ones of my own - a digestive tract and the tract of land on which my house is built.

[cherry*135]

Jethro, not everyone uses the internet to look up the work of the devil. Those that don't should be able to access the NBN.

[chuk_77]

so tell me how did you have kids?

If your undies cant touch then surely your other bits are well and truely banished?

[cherry*135]

I haven't seen any communists or preverts posting here, so all suggestions must be treated seriously.

[cherry*135]

I thought the children would be doing their bible study, right at this point in time?

[azureline**]

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@chuk_77 wrote:

so tell me how did you have kids?

If your undies cant touch then surely your other bits are well and truely banished?

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someone elses bits?

Good job on the discipline! what is his secret? he should write a book............. bet he would sell heaps!