NBN is Satans communications system.

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and  pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to  how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

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can you get those figures for me? Id love to read them.

But you did say pretty much everything is a demon so it stands to reason the angels are too

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Empty vessel

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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If Moses had a GPS he wouldn't have wasted 40 years of his life lost in the desert (on a horse with no name)
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Moses did gave a GPS (God Positioning System) but he had too much faith in it

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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Beware the pale rider.  Def a demon and a plissed off one at that.

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jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.

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I think your post would make jethro have a heart attack Woman LOL

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@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.

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i am only trying to help. Robot tongue

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@jethro_woolfe wrote:

@kennedia_nigricans wrote:

jethro

 

you would need only one washing maschine if you don't wear undies. they are also quite uncomfy and in the way if you want to make another baby.

 

i think undies and bras were invented by satan.


 That is why i make my husband wear 2 eye patches in target, it isnt right for a man to see those items.


what if he inadvertedly sees them hanging on the line?

 

it's far too dangerous to have them at all. better get rid of them while you still can.

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