on โ20-02-2020 11:21 AM
yes folkes
the lib/nats are going into the car building industry with the first 2 models announced!
the SCOMO, its a family style vehicle that goes like the clappers, runs on free beers at pubs, has no steering wheel but automatically changes direction when faced with a problem
the second is a real farm car, the BARNABY, this one runs on coal, has genuine koala skin seats and can carry 2 familys comfortably.
any ideas for other new models?
like the DUTTON or CASH?
on โ20-02-2020 12:41 PM
The MACCA SS (Super Sports) comes standard with Sun Visor, double barrell exhaust and an extra large boot, perfect for storing all those spare $100 notes you have lying around
on โ20-02-2020 12:59 PM
The MICHAELIA This one comes with Police and Media Hotlines, dash mounted printer perfect for printing warrants on the go.
50 extra coats of high gloss laquer have been applied for a smooth non-stick finish. No need to worry about flocks of seagulls with this one as it is guaranteed that !@#$ wont stick
on โ20-02-2020 01:09 PM
on โ20-02-2020 01:11 PM
Thank you and all the other posters!!
You have made my sort of a bad day brilliant... I haven't laughed in so much in ages!!
Well done!!!!
on โ20-02-2020 01:27 PM
there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology
it runs on 'new' technolgy
a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.
genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!
on โ20-02-2020 01:36 PM
for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the
"NUDGE"
designed by the Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure
Alan Trudge
looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!
no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.
of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.
on โ20-02-2020 01:40 PM
lets not forget a guy who thinks 'outside the box'
the Frydenberg flying thinganabob
runs on hot air and steam!
on โ20-02-2020 02:00 PM
@davidc4430 wrote:there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology
it runs on 'new' technolgy
a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.
genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!
Five free pairs of thongs with every sale.
on โ20-02-2020 02:06 PM
@davidc4430 wrote:for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the
"NUDGE"
designed by the Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure
Alan Trudge
looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!
no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.
of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.
And this Folks - works on the same technology as the NBN.
on โ20-02-2020 02:29 PM