New coalition auto industry plan

yes folkes

the lib/nats are going into the car building industry with the first 2 models announced!

 

the SCOMO, its a family style vehicle that goes like the clappers, runs on free beers at pubs, has no steering wheel but automatically changes direction when faced with a problem

 

the second is a real farm car, the BARNABY,  this one runs on coal, has genuine koala skin seats and can carry 2 familys comfortably.

 

any ideas for other new models?

like the DUTTON or CASH?

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The  MACCA SS  (Super Sports)   comes standard with Sun Visor, double barrell exhaust and an extra large boot, perfect for storing all those spare $100 notes you have lying around

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The MICHAELIA    This one comes with Police and Media Hotlines, dash mounted printer perfect for printing warrants on the go.

50 extra coats  of high gloss laquer have been applied  for a smooth non-stick finish.  No need to worry about flocks of seagulls with this one as it is guaranteed that  !@#$ wont stick

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And the Michaelia is just like her.
100% effort in trying to look good but does absolutely nothing that you'd expect from a vehicle
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Thank you and all the other posters!!

 

You have made my sort of a bad day brilliant... I haven't laughed in so much in ages!!

 

Well done!!!!

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there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology

 

it runs on 'new' technolgy

 

a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.

genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!

 

Image result for sail car

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for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the 

"NUDGE"

designed by the Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure

Alan Trudge

looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!

no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.

of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.

Image result for dodgems

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lets not forget a guy who thinks 'outside the box'

the Frydenberg flying thinganabob

runs on hot air and steam!

 

Image result for air ship

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@davidc4430 wrote:

there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology

 

it runs on 'new' technolgy

 

a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.

genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!

 

Image result for sail car


Five free pairs of thongs with every sale.

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@davidc4430 wrote:

for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the 

"NUDGE"

designed by the Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure

Alan Trudge

looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!

no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.

of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.

Image result for dodgems


And this Folks - works on the same technology as the NBN.

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The Angus. Looks like a cow. Drives like a cow, but the radiator never runs out of water.
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