Phallic floater unmasked

[colic2bullsgirlore]

search Terrible surfboard with **bleep** based artwork

181704508248

Condition:Seller Notes:

Used :

“Would suit beginner, moron or **bleep** enthusiast.”

[colic2bullsgirlore]

and I quote

"  So I was in the garage earlier where the board is usually hanging from the roof. It fell down and hit me in the head! I grabbed a can of spray paint and was about to write "DIE...." on the bottom, but then the can was out of paint. In my personal opinion this would have significantly increased the net worth of the board. If you still want me to do this, please buy me a can of spray paint and add $1 to final auction price. "

[colic2bullsgirlore]

"

If you want this board posted, I would probably think extremely carefully about that. I will *not* package it in anyway, there is simply no point. I may even drop it on the way to the post office! I would recommend collecting it. I would quite like to look the person in the eye that wants to but it. We can sit down and have a serious talk about the direction your life has taken you in. I am quite a good listener! "

"I would consider swapping this board for something silly, like a hovercraft or taxidermy mongoose fighting a cobra in a glass case  - I have always wanted one of those, I have been looking at them on ebay. "

[julie-in-oz2]

The owner certainly has a sense of humour.

[lloydslights]

Similar promotion to the pram in England.

A marketing guy trying to get everyone "on board" to raise funds for Skin Cancer Research.

I can't see the symbol mentioned, but your subject title got my attention.

DEB

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

[serendipityricho]

Pimpy--looks like the Easter Bunny.....................................Richo.

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

and there goes my sex life out the window.

I just know I will think of the easter bunny and get the giggles.........

[imastawka]

Just close your eyes pimpy and think chocolate     

[softail-joanie]

i don't understand