You do realise now, we have to kill you 
noooo...........wrong one 
Bought a little Netbook off Dodo for a good price (or so I thought at the time)
It has a cpl of problems:
A. battery is docked and locked but can still only use it if it's connected to the power source.
Says "100% power but not charging."
B. on the QWERTY bar, the U, I, O, P Keys also double for 4,5,6, and asterisk in square brackets. Same goes for J, K, L on the next row.
Where I try to use the Alpha keys I always get the numerical. For instance, where I type Friday, it comes out as Fr5day.
see pic:
Is there a toggle I should be using?
I think you're Stawka, he has discovered our secret, and worse he Blabbed!
Maybe I could flush him out - he's full of it anyway
Wait, I see a flaw in that plan.......
Maybe if we play nice...............
Yeah, that's good.
Then we could play skipping games 
Not very good at it, is he?
Seems he doesn't want to play with us....
it's all your fault
What??? 
Never!!!
You started it.
Just don't talk to me about it 
Me 
what the?
I did NOT start it.
I was quite happily minding my own business 
YOU rolled your eyes first
so there 
