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Just to let folks know, Tommy died peacefully in his sleep last Thursday. RIP Tommy.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
on โ14-08-2021 03:53 PM
I had to post this and thought Tommy's thread was the right place...
A policeman flags down a driver. After pulling him over, the policeman approached the driverโs door.
โIs there a problem, Officer?โ
The policeman says, โSir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?โ
The driver responds, โIโd give it to you but I donโt have one.โ
โYou donโt have one?โ
The man responds, โI lost it four times for drunk driving.โ
The policeman is shocked. โI see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?โ
โIโm sorry, I canโt do that.โ
The policeman says, โWhy not?โ
โI stole this car.โ
The officer says, โStole it?โ
The man says, โYes, and I killed the owner.โ
At this point the officer is getting irate. โYou what?โ
โSheโs in the trunk if you want to see.โ
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
The senior officer says, โSir, could you step out of your vehicle please!โ
The man steps out of his vehicle. โIs there a problem, sir?โ
โOne of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.โ
โMurdered the owner?โ
The officer responds, โYes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?โ
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
The officer says, โIs this your car sir?โ
The man says, โYesโ and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. โOne of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.โ
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. โThank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didnโt have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.โ
The man replies, โI bet you the lying ba***rd told you I was speeding, too!โ
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