Three blondes were applying for a position on the police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, โSo yโall want to be cops, huh?โ The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, โTo be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.โ He put the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after a few seconds. โNow,โ he said, โdid you notice any distinguishing features about this man?โ The blonde immediately said, โYes I did. He has only one eye!โ The detective shook his head and said, โOf course he has only one eye in this picture! Itโs a profile of his face! Youโre dismissed.โ The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, put the photo in front of her for a few seconds, pulled it back, and said, โWhat about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?โ โYes! He only has one ear!โ The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, โDidnโt you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the manโs face! Of course you can only see one ear! Youโre excused.โ The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third, and last blonde, and said, โThis is probably a waste of time, but, . . . โ he flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, โOK, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?โ The blonde said, โI sure did. The man wears contact lenses.โ The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, โYouโre absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?โ The blonde rolled her eyes and said, โWell, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly canโt wear glasses.โ __________________
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