I was having a stroll through the cemetery yesterday when I came across some council workers digging up a grave.
Being the nosy **bleep** I am, I went over and said, "What's going on?"
The guy in the hole said, "We're exhuming this body."
"Oh, is it part of some ongoing murder investigation?" I asked.
"No," he replied, "the Tory government have deemed him fit for work."
Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..
