A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer
"Ten" replies the Scouse girl
"Ten?" says the welfare worker
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and
Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Scouse girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker
"That's easy," says the Scouse girl... "I just use their surnames"
Tommy Loves Everyone... Im a 75 year old nutcase..
