Wattle Birds- is there any way to shut them up?

Thought there might be some fresh ideas here, because I tell you- we're all out.

 

For the past 2 years we've had wattle birds waking us up at dawn, and it's peak squawking time now that spring has sprung.

 

It's the most annoying sound I've ever heard- beats a screaming baby by miles. At least you can attempt to DO something with a screaming baby. Nothing works on wattle birds, they just keep doing it. That noise waking you daily is a mild bform of torture.

 

Best method so far is the hose- I won't go through the almost-clinical trials I did last year, but I got it down to 2 hose-blasts and 15 mins. This year, I decided to be less insane and not let it bother me so much.

 

But, it's bothering me. The big male one started at 5.38am this morning and I know from my testing last year that it'll get earlier, and go for longer. Apart from 1) removing all trees and 2) an air rifle (am friggin' tempted)- has anyone had any success with getting rid of them? I can't be the only person copping this!

 

 

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Why do people move to places where there are native birds and then complain about the noise thye make?   ....

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I had hundreds of Rainbow Lorikeets visit all day yesterday.

 

Usually only have a dozen or so, but yesterday was amazing

 

Their song was lovely.

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Are you sure it was Rainbow Lorikeets?  They screech like mad!  My favourite morning sound is magpies.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYEYc8Ge3nw

Joono
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Yep. Rainbow Lorikeets.  Not what I call screeching -

 

 

      

 

Love Magpies absolutely

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The comments suggest going to Bunnings and investing in a $5 fake owl.

 

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my favourite also magpies just love them Heart

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That's a good idea. The wattle birds here disappear whenever the peregrine falcon drops by.

Actually, everything disappears when he drops by. I know he's here by the deafening silence in the garden. Smiley LOL

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All i get here is the blaardy doves--hate the same noise over and over again--..Richo.

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  Search on ebay

 

100M BIRD SCARE Ultrasonic Sound Emitting Tape Deterrent Scarer pigeon bird... that looks suspiciously like barrier

 

tape..

 

 

Don't Search on ebay.............. dead crow bird scarer..........

 

 

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I would LOVE to be woken by the sound of birds, instead of trams,  sirens,  police cars, ambulances, traffic racing along the highway outside.  Sometimes I hear the pigeons whose gentle coo I love.  Occasionally the magical warble of magpies.

On the other hand I can understand when all is quiet  the screeching could be irritating. 

 

 

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