Who is Australia’s craziest left-wing frightbat?

nero_bolt
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Tim Blair

–, Tuesday, June, 17, 2014, (5:16am)

 

What started out as a funny poll in a NATIONAL news paper and a tongue in cheek poll has grown and the left are barking mad 

 

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/crown_our_crazy_queen/

 

 CROWN OUR CRAZY QUEEN

 

 

They shriek, they rage, they cheer, they despair, they exult, they scream, they laugh, they cry! There’s never a non-emotional moment in the lives of Australia’s left-wing ladies’ auxiliary, whose psychosocial behavioural disorders are becoming ever more dramatic following Tony Abbott’s election.

 

Only one of them, however, can reign as our solitary monarch of madness. Only one can stand above all others, wailing and howling, while the rest look on and ask: “Where’s the Ritalin?” In the search for this nation’s most unhinged hysteric, let the BlairPoll decide! 

 

Who is Australia’s craziest left-wing frightbat?
Clem Bastow
Anne Summers
Jenna Price
Jane Caro
Elizabeth Farrelly
Catherine Deveny
Clementine Ford
Marieke Hardy
Vanessa Badham
Margo Kingston

 

Cast your vote here 

 

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/crown_our_crazy_q...

 

 

 

 

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

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Right wing? Left wing? Who can tell

In which camp it ought to dwell?

Winged and fanged and somewhat hairy;

What a shame it's not more scary.


 

 

Excellent.... and I have actually even given you KUDOS for that post

 

I do hope you have voted

 

 

But the left does seem to be rather upset

 

FRIGHTBATTERY FURY

 

When you describe hysterical crazy people as crazy and hysterical, it creates hysterical craziness. Tuesday’s poll generated masses of delicious Twitter outrage and some of the finest hate messages I’ve ever received:

• So Tim Blair the rapist who can’t get it up without violence wants to blame the women of Australia for his problems.

 

• Hi Tim. You will be excited to know that this survey has successfully moved you to the top of the list of people I’d like to see floating in a river, wrapped in plastic. We can only wait and hope that people like yourself will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

 

• Timmy needs to stop being a coward, do the right thing and put a bullet in his temple.

 

You’d think those feelings might have become a little more robust during Price’s various protest campaigns, including sending a tampon every month to immigration minister Scott Morrison.

 

But that’s the way of the modern left. They dish out the most ridiculous abuse, but turn into delicate 19th century maidens when criticism or mockery is returned.

 

 

Don’t make fun of us; we’re just girls!

 

Speaking of history, here’s a lecturer in Ancient Greek from Melbourne University:

“Frightbat" is a metaphorical endocentric compound. It refers to a type of bat, but one which is metaphorically understood to be a female person. Blair is drawing here on a venerable tradition of associating dangerous females with witchcraft and creatures of the night.

 

MORE HERE

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/frightbattery_fur...

 

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@nero_wulf wrote:

@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

Just wondering, Nero; in response to your posting that list of names, together with the supposed characteristics which make those women 'left wing frightbats',

 

 

 would it be fair (or permissable) for anyone here to describe you as a 'right wing frightbat? Or would it be considered sexist, interpersonal and hostile?

 

You can if you so wish and I wouldnt consider it sexist, interpersonal and hostile at all?.... Unlike the left I dont get upset or carry on about stuff like this... I will leave that to the left.... 

 

(edited for spelling.)

 


 


mmmm sure.

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Why do you think it's OK for males like Blair to entertain themselves by attacking females?

 

Women are not the bug scary monsters fools like Blair thinks they are.  They are our mothers, sisters and daughters.  What's to hate so much?

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Because it's an easy target for a third-rate journalist/blogger (or whatever he is) working for a third-rate newspaper (I am being kind here) and not requiring any sort of journalistic integrity or critical thinking.  It's easy to write this sort of **bleep** and then wallow in his few minutes of fame when the inevitable happens.  The whole premise of the "poll" was pathetic and not at all funny, but sadly all too commonplace.

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@pct001wine wrote:

Because it's an easy target for a third-rate journalist/blogger (or whatever he is) working for a third-rate newspaper (I am being kind here) and not requiring any sort of journalistic integrity or critical thinking.  It's easy to write this sort of **bleep** and then wallow in his few minutes of fame when the inevitable happens.  The whole premise of the "poll" was pathetic and not at all funny, but sadly all too commonplace.


I'm more curious about why some posters get so much joy from spreading the message that women are only good for abuse at the hands of moronic males.

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Who's Tim Blair anyway?? Never heard of him, nor would I even bother to read his rubbish opinions.
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Whoever he is, we shouldn't mock him - he is obviously suffering from chiroptophobia.

http://www.allaboutcounseling.com/library/chiroptophobia/

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The poor man may have chosen a rather ham-fisted way to come out of the closet about his affliction but at least now it is public knowledge he may be a able to get the help he obviously needs.

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I thought chirotophobia was all about lack of backbone.

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Tim Blair -   

He began a journalism cadetship in 1988 at the now-defunct Truth newspaper in Melbourne. 

He was previously a news editor and regular columnist for the now-defunct The Bulletin.

 

I see a pattern there.

 

In addition to running his blog, Blair is the opinion editor for the Sydney Daily Telegraph where he also writes a weekly column.

 

No wonder hardly anyone has heard of him.

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