I just got myself all settled in, with coffee at hand, to ring my mum and have a lovely long chat - and she's not home. Probably out gallivanting with some of her retirement village reprobates.
Honestly, I just don't know what this older generation are thinking these days 
Yeah, right Lurker! 
Did you speak to your Mum? I need to know what gallivanting she was doing so early...
No yet. I'll try again later. She is 2 hours ahead of us so it wasn't that early in her world.
In truth I think she is probably with my sister, granddaughters and great grand children. Lucky thing. I was there a couple of years ago on Mother's Day and it was very special.
Yep. I keep telling my family: be nice to me, I'm gunna be here for a loooong time
Mum is 86 and going strong, grandad was 94 when he passed away and grandma was 101!
You are probably the sensible one not spending too much time here. Ya didn't miss much, a few small punch ups and a regular spammer.
She spent the day with my sister. They went shopping and had lunch together. She had a lovely day 
