You know you are old when...

[happyroo_bunji]

your GPS goes on the blink and you reach for the Melways and you even rememberhow to use it!

[acacia_pycnantha]

maybe you should get a clock with BIG dials

[imastawka]

HAHAHAHAHA   already got one and large font phone

and bi focals and a walking stick.........oh my..... I think I do

need that lie down after all.  Night night sleep tight

[kennedia_nigricans]

never mind,

you know in tobacco shops they sell walking sticks with a bell and a notepad (made of paper) attached and a glass holder for your beer.

i thought when i am old enough that is a jolly good thing!

when i am staggering around pissed i will NEED that bell.

[j*oono]

You know you are old when you can't remember which ID belongs to which poster.

[kennedia_nigricans]

i strongly disagree with that.

i had to make a new one cos i misplaced the paper i wrote the IDs down on....

i am well below 40yo *proudlynodding*

[j*oono]

Proudly nodding must be the ugly baby? Honestly, I don't know.  You are all incorrigible. 

[kennedia_nigricans]

ugly baby? na, i thought you always recogised me....mmmmmm

i could talk yoda to make it more clear?

the word order different is hubby uses to say....

[j*oono]

Sheep didn't do Yoda, surely 

[kennedia_nigricans]

i am not a sheep, i like to think of myself of a mighty dragon, burning in my fiery breath the idiots....

uuhhhmmmm.... do you think i should drink more beer?

[kennedia_nigricans]

OOHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!

i am NOT yoda!!!!

sorry i wasn't thinking enough.

i am the kraut.