Out on the boards the old posters stand
moving their mouse in their long boney hands
Fixed is the glaze on the kudo count show
glory if they get the goal of mega kudo's
chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know
In the middle of the floor, in his cane-bottomed chair
Is the boss of the board, with lithium marked there;
Notes well each piece as it comes across the screen
but it's a throw of the dice if it's taken off clean.
chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know
The colonial experience is different to the yanks,
With unusual words suddenly turned to blankety blanks,
Casting round his eye like a toilet connoisseur,
Along comes the troll cause they're a perfect lure."
chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know
The tar-boy is there, with white feathers in hand,
With his blackened tar-pot, He'll make you look bland;
Sees one old goat with a festering cut upon their back,
Here's what he's waiting for and makes a Tarred and feathered hack!
chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know
so the bragging is all over and we've all had our say,
Just roll up your swag for we're off the tracks today;
The first pub we come to, it's there I'll have a spree,
And everyone is welcome to "Come and drink with me!"
chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know
crikey am I bored this morning or what
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