T'was the day after Black Friday
and down at the mall
not a car park was empty
not a car park at all
The shoppers had flocked
for bargains they sought
they'd brought their dollars
and would spend without thought
It's nearly, nearly Christmas
the happiest time of the year
and then it's followed by January
and the credit card bills
we fear...
They brought with them their children
an uruly brood
not suited to shopping
but excellent at being rude
Now, Dallas, now, Declann, now Portyer and Victorya!
On, Corbin! on Channing! on, Dalton and Bianca!
To the shops! To the sales!
Now spend away, spend away, all!
