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So if anyone out there has something
To say about anything you like now
Is your chance
Keep it clean
And be nice
See how long that lasts
Can we keep politics and religion out
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on โ04-08-2016 08:34 PM
I was out in the front yard and I saw small group of cockatoos further down the street.
They had something.
It looked, from a distance, like a dirty white half inflated ball.
One of them was biting it, and the others were milling around, so it was obviously interesting to them.
I wandered down the street for a closer look.
The good thing about being friends with them is that they didn't take off when I got closer, far from it, they were very proud to show off their new toy.
Half a cauliflower.
You think you've seen everything, then that happens.
Half a dozen or so cockatoos having a grand old time demolishing someone's cast off vegetable, ha ha.
I walked back up to the house and there was a little grey shadow, appropriately, shadowing me as I walked along.
I got to the front door and looked back, but there was nothing to be seen, so I went inside.
I got a slice of bread and went back out and standing on the doormat was my little grey shadow, looking up at me as if to say "How did you know I was here?".
I am wise to the ways of the baby magpie, I said, ha ha.
on โ05-08-2016 03:29 PM
Are you sick of wrestling with fitted sheets?
Buy yourself an inflatable mattress, a decent quality one.
When "sheet day" comes around, simply deflate the mattress slightly, put the sheet on and then reinflate the mattress.
Not that I've tried it myself, but it does sound like a good idea *.
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*Not all the good ideas that I come up with are necessarily good ideas.
Exercise caution.
Better still, get someone else to try it, first, and if it works, then it's a good idea. If it doesn't, then it's another of my "good ideas", and best shelved, pending being used as material for a scurrilous yarn, some time in the future, ha ha.
Those of you who remember my infamous (and ultimately ill fated) "Garden redesign by the use of defoliant and fire" will know what I'm talking about... and shake your heads very slowly at the memory... Ha ha.
I hope that you good people are having a day that is as good as it can be, and remember that you have a special place in my thoughts.
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on โ05-08-2016 10:18 PM
Possum capers... ๐
Nuts was sitting on the big table, near the ramp, when he heard, or thought he heard, something on the other side of the fence.
"The old Nuts" probably would have headed for the nearest ramp out of there, ha ha.
He jumped onto the ramp, and being a plank that would make a good "thump" sound.
He half crouched, one paw raised, and looked very intent on frightening whatever it was away, should it dare to come any closer.
As it turned out, there probably wasn't anything there, or it had been suitably impressed by the thump on the bridge.
But he was ready, bold and resolute...
Of course he already knew that Takeaway was up in tree, above him, and that whatever it might have been that made the noise wasn't her.
Had it been her, on the other side of the fence, the only thump noise would have been made by him on a the nearest ramp out of there, ha ha.
He's not silly.
Tips for serving banana...
Silvereyes will demolish an entire banana. Simply peel it and place it in a convenient spot for them.
Currawongs prefer it if it is cut into slices, about an inch thick, then cut into quarters, lengthwise.
They find large slices too difficult to handle, easily, the delicate little petals, ha ha.
on โ06-08-2016 01:53 PM
The whale's coming along. I've got to sit down and sand it, now, get everything to fit together.
This is a few of the loose pieces, laid out, just to give you a basic idea of the shape...
And here's (most of) the pieces put together to make it look a bit more like what I'd like it to look like.
A bit... ha ha.
It's got a way to go, yet, as you can imagine.
Once I've got the axle/pins in place, I'll be able to see how it moves and with that done I can start thinking about painting it and making it look more like a whale and less like a pile of offcuts.
Or I can think about starting it again, and trying to overcome any of the problems that I might encounter in what I call the "putting it together and seeing if it works (or doesn't)" stage, ha ha.
It's all good fun.
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on โ07-08-2016 03:23 PM
Puddles of ecstatic currawong...
I was given an egg. An egg that had been found lurking at the back of the fridge...
It passed the floating, or better still, not floating test, so I hard boiled it.
I can never remember. Is it 3 minutes? 5 minutes? 8 minutes? 20 minutes? Wait until it explodes?
It got "about" 8 minutes. That seemed enough.
It was duly peeled, and the bits that didn't crumble like some expensive cheese were sliced into moderately small pieces.
Onto a plastic plate it went, out into the garden, and as the opening line suggests, the result was puddles of ecstatic currawong.
At this rate, when the great Summer migration takes place, they're not going to want to leave, ha ha.
on โ07-08-2016 07:12 PM
The magpies have started their breeding season.
Lots of caroling singing, he's stomping around looking like a fearsome medieval gargoyle, she's being (if it's possible) even more efficient about gathering food. Which reminds me that I must raid the compost bin for earthworms. Maybe she won't like them, but it's a nice gesture, and she likes nice gestures.
It's going to be fun, for the next six weeks or so, with those two being completely singled minded, focused on the role of parenting, while their current "baby" stands on the sidelines, not quite sure of what's going on.
I get the feeling that I might be seeing a bit more of her; you're not a magpie, but I like you anyway.
Takeaway looks like she's got a little bit of a bulge happening. I'm not going to start thinking up names just yet, ha ha.
I'm still too busy with currawongs. Two of them, that came several weeks ago, that I thought I'd never see again, turned up today.
One with a foot/leg that's wrapped with what looks like nylon cord. It's weathered to the point where the bird looks like it's wearing a cast, strange but true.
The other has one eye. It copes remarkably well. It looked at me, and in about a tenth of a second summed me up - obviously too big, too slow and too stupid to be a threat, and turned it's attention back to the cockatoos. I don't know whether to take that as an unflattering judgement or not, ha ha.
I still think one of these days I should build myself a hot air balloon so I can sit 150 feet in the air and see suburbia as the birds do. Two dimensional images, as available online, are good, as two dimensional images go, but they do lack that reality, that third dimension, and the sound of the crowds gathered to marvel at the sight of an airborne contraption fashioned entirely from old "reusable" shopping bags, hovering precariously above them.
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on โ07-08-2016 08:31 PM
on โ07-08-2016 10:47 PM
I used to live walking distance from a nature reserve (which is a nice way of saying the developers hadn't got there, yet), a big, scrubby patch of bushland.
It had fire trails and walking tracks running through, so you couldn't get lost there unless you made a fairly decent effort.
You could walk for hours and not see anyone.
As long as you didn't go stomping off into the undergrowth, you weren't likely to encounter, or enrage (like that takes any effort whatsoever) the local brown snakes, so it was a pretty safe place.
It was quiet. I liked it.
There was mob of kangaroos that I'd see occasionally. They'd stop for a bit of a look, stand up, flick the ears, then get back to grazing.
I remember the old man roo standing tall, with that unspoken look - That'll do, you're close enough.
I've always thought it was a pity that there was no one to tell me the stories of the place, or the animals and the birds.
It's like standing in a book store. You know all the books that you can see have stories in them, stories to tell, stories that make sense of the world, but nobody taught you to read.
I sometimes feel somewhat short changed that it wasn't until I was older, that the days spent walking the golden grassland, surrounded by the sounds of life, that I met people who were connected to the land, who understood the things that I had, at times, simply stared at in wonder.
Perhaps it was better that way. I found, made, my own connection to the land, and the life on it, of it.
I remember I was on a train in Germany, or maybe Poland, passing through a pine forest.
The dark green canopy, dull, mottled grey trunks, and the copper/straw fallen needles.
Suddenly, in an opening in the forest there was a pair of pheasants, bright gold, and red and blue.
Nobody noticed them but me.
The train rolled on, into the light, into a grain field, dotted with red poppies, and nobody noticed them, but me.
People are like that. There's a world, full of life, around them and they're too busy staring at their newspapers.
on โ08-08-2016 02:30 PM
There's an amateur Shakespearean theatre group who perform, hereabouts.
They're an older group of people, well versed in the words of the bard, and they put on a decent show.
They have excellent costumes, as well as good set design and lighting. Their shows make for an entertaining evening.
I usually accompany a friend of mine to their productions, she casts herself as an old fashioned girl; she couldn't possibly attend the theatre without a gentleman (but at a pinch, I'll do, ha ha).
We went to see Othello. As we were leaving her house, her daughter leaned over the back of the couch, TV still blaring, and said "Off to see the vomits? Have a good night!".
"Vomits?" her mother said, in a shocked tone.
"He'll explain", she said, pointing to me, standing, smirking, in the doorway.
She looked at me, one eyebrow raised, expectantly....
"Very Old Men In Tights", I said.
"Oh, really", she said in a tone of voice somewhere between trying to sound shocked, and trying not to laugh.
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โ08-08-2016 02:42 PM - edited โ08-08-2016 02:45 PM