the nothing ,anything ,everything thread

This is a thread with no particular

Topic so no one can be off topic 🙂

 

So if anyone out there has something 

To say about anything you like now

Is your chance

 

Keep it clean 

 

And be nice 

 

See how long that lasts

 

Can we keep politics and religion out 

Of the conversation 

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Years ago I had a cat who had the incredible ability of being able to find dust, where there was no dust to be found...

And then would use that dust to leave a trail of paw prints on the car windscreen... much to Dad's "amusement"...

(Where do little folk learn the words that they shouldn't repeat in good company?), ha ha.

The local possums have an ample supply of dust available to them, and make ready use of it...

Some mornings I'll sit in the car and see if I can decipher the possum pawprint "story" spelt out for me on the windscreen... ha ha.

When you close the bonnet on the car, it stops short the last couple of centimetres, and needs a decent push to close it, which it does, with a satisfying "clunk"...

It cannot be said, necessarily, that the same satisfaction might be felt when there is a very similar "clunk" sound in the small hours of the morning...

Someone has jumped off the garage roof, onto the car...

Of course it is more entertaining when the "clunk" is repeated, closely following the first one... ha ha.

I lie half awake in the darkness, waiting for the inevitable indignant squeak! ha ha.

 

One of my brilliant ideas that never went anywhere was to fit a video camera to the outside of one of the possum houses, looking in.

The idea being that it would film whoever was inside...

On the face of things, not a bad idea...

But practically, I'd end up with hours of footage of a grey, hairy shape pressed against the lens... ha ha.

Thus proving the difference between video and still cameras - video camera lenses are for leaning against, while still camera lenses are for... "Hold on... I've just got to strike a cute pose...", ha ha.

 

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If we delve back into those years now far gone...

It may have been on the big concrete silos at Richmond, in Melbourne...

There was a simple strip neon sign - a skipping girl...

From memory she stayed put and her rope moved... three sections, one after the other, creating an illusion, of sorts, of movement...

To this day I still think it was the stupidest thing - why would you try to make something as unpleasant as vinegar seem like it was in any way fun?

I tell you, I said it back then, and I'm saying it now...

Grown ups are strange people, ha ha.

 

 

One of the things I miss about Melbourne is the lake at the Botanical gardens.

On the bridges that cross parts of it there were warning signs - do not put your hands in the water - Eels!

So, just like every other curious passer by, I'd stop and peer over the edge into the murky gloom...

They're not eels... they're cleverly animated motorcycle inner tubes...! ha ha.

 

 

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