CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"You'd be a drunk too, if all your grandkids were begatting with each other"

[monman12]

In the canine world the female is tops, or perhaps the male is warmer!

[serendipityricho]

Channel 7 melb reporter a few days ago.
Refering to the octopus,that predicted the
outcome of World cup soccer games.
Not bad -for a creature with one head
and 8 testicles:^O.
Richo.

[thebeadzknees]

He's gone to play with his dawta. Oh and to eat fish. I'm not eating fish, they swim in their own waste. I'm having camembert and smoked salmon on water crackers.
:^O

[tasfleur]

Richo ..... :^O

[not_an_eloi]

"I didn't get one last night .. "

some mug's admission

ha !

[monman12]

"The family needs to contact a Solicitor and all will be sorted usually to their benefit."

[idontcareifitrainsorfreezes903]

Alawaloo mattagraw yawrad abaddoo satan bawrak alelaw O bamah

What you talkin bout willis. ?:|

[not_an_eloi]

joz*garage wrote:
will you date me now cros?


lol

[joz*garage]

oi !

men read the instructions, before they try to use 'things'.