CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[**meep**]

I have a pair of those!





Sorry John

[the*scarlet*pimpernel]

Good lord the male child has eaten it all and is in the process of consuming his sisters


:O

[the_great_she_elephant]

Good lord the male child has eaten it all and is in the process of consuming his sisters


:O

:^O:^O:^O COSM :^O:^O:^O

[monman12]

"As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."
Still eye-watering Kylie."


"inadvertent blooper"

[bryanjoh0260]

?:|
NFI

[j*oono]

?:|
NFI

Obviously.

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."
Still eye-watering Kylie."

[j*oono]

mine always used to sleep in the car annie, and the spin cycle on the washing machine

Sorry Oz
:-D

[taft1952]

Who's asleep?

[viewmont1071]

I dunno if these count as they are titles for ebay listings. I am an atrocious speller and punctuation is certainly not my strong suit ... but they make me laugh.

I sold a book by the author Hector Dinning and found these inadvertantly during market research.

a mere 141 dinning tables and 60 odd dinning sets listed at the moment

search

7 piece dinning set with expendable table.

I wonder after it expends .... does it go

Booooooooooooooom, just vaporize or has just past the use by date ???

maybe this is my favourite.....


solid pine dinning suit, , table 5 ft x 6 chairs

thats ....one solid bag of fruit ....

but.. would the care instructions state dry clean or varnish only ???

many letters in a word are obviously better


7 Peiece dinning table

I think they may have used the e before i before e especially when before or after c rule 😐 AKA the 50 cents each way rule.

If James Bond is reading this the expendable dinning table has just been relisted and come down in price.

I wonder if they wonder why their tables have not sold ?:|

[monman12]

Certainly worthy of a chuckle VM, but without the commentary if possib i.e.

"I live on the fridge of rural / suburbia and our rates are so much higher because we are expected to subsidize those on rural properties."

"any inspection will pass with flaying colours"

"I love DS. That extra hour of daylight makes my flowers grow brighter."