CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[fourandsixpants]

....I've told you a million times-stop exaggerating 

[just_me_karen]

I think there has been a selective breading program

[imastawka]

 I think there's a clutch in the system

[*crikey*mate*]

I wonder how they can be so polite some days as I think we stretch their patients..

[lakeland27]

if you have not read the book, don't comment just read it and then bget back to me.

[not_an_eloi]

(google is your fiend)

[not_an_eloi]

  Christine A Pecket trunk vase with crack, worth putting up ?

buy vase, keep crack     

[icyfroth]

Should Streakers be Placed on the Sexual Offers Register?

[imastawka]

It has feint marks on the surface

[j*oono]

Also an apology is as good as an admission of quilt that could and would be used against Australia 

Not on a cold winters night.