CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"put two (or more) threat titles together and come up with something funny ... "

[monman12]

"arnt some breads in australia supposed to be muzzled tho".....
"Breads? What kind of muzzle fits a hi-top loaf?"

[serendipityricho]

Radio announcer in sydney years ago- excitedly.
A woman has just been nipped on the funnel by a finger web spider !
Richo.

[1st-wal]

john, I had alovely email thismorning that included an apology..the email was coloured pink :);-)

[***donnasparkles***]

> "Aussies get accused of being racist all the time, whenever we disagree with something the race cars is always pulled out"

makes me laugh every time lol

[monman12]

Same here DS.
ℑoh∩

[shhh_its_me]

Thought my ears were feeling hot. :^O

[monman12]

"The fish always looks nasty"

Like this?

[monman12]

The wreckage was found in bushland approximately 100km south of Normanton shortly after today, police said.

[be_agle7]

They must be using those psychics.:-D

Here's a couple of oldies :

"drunk gets three months in violin case"

"stolen painting found by tree"

"police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers"